Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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