Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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