I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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