just tell him i said nine months
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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