'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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