He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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