i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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