I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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