i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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