I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
accomplished twins. life is a go
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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