I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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