You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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