Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
