Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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