i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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