i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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