scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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