You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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