If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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