so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
