we made out on top of his cat.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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