i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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