Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The power of my boobs compel you
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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