i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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