Small penises have feelings too.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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