highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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