So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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