Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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