I'm jealous of your bromance
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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