The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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