JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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