no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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