Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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