you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
