For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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