I'm gonna have a badass scar
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
COCAINE IS GR8
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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