you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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