So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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