All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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