Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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