soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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