That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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