what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
