everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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