on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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