how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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