think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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