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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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