Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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