wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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