it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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