Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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