Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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