i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Congratulations! We have a period
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