Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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